- A Bush in the White House
- A super bowl in Madden
- More than 2 guys watching his stream
- A pet rabbit that was alive for more than 48 hours
- The winning side of an argument
- Carson Palmer being successful
- A well kempt beard
- The bone on a chicken wing
- Also the losing side of an argument, since any argument he’s in lasts 10 years
- Any recognition for helping in that car crash (probably made up story)
- Those other 3 wins to bring him to 14
- A thumbs up emjoi on his comment
- A new message notification from JD
- A new hire letter, unless he checked his brother’s email.